Black Widow
Ok so I am sitting here watching this horrible movie called Black Widow. It has got to have one of the worst actresses in it ever. She says her lines as if she has the script in her hand and she is reading directly from it rehearsing for a play. The plot... A woman's husband dies and she goes to her husbands rubber house to close things up... OMG she just ate a raw egg from the shell... ok sorry got a little distracted. So she goes to her husbands house which she rarely visited but turns out when her husband went there he had trists (sp.) with other woman. She begins sleeping with the care taker of the house. There is a ton of awkward silence and strange comments. The movie scenes are choppy and skips all over. I highly recommend that nobody watches this movie for fun. I guess if you have a strange sense of humor and you are up for some laughs then this might be the movie for you. But I do warn you, this is not classified a comedy. Your laughter will come strictly from making fun of how poor this movie is. I gues you are probably wondering why I am still watching... I am waiting to see if ... omg the care taker just lifted his shirt patted his cushiony belly and said I am going to bed... sorry side tracked again. I am waiting to see if there is a reason for all this stupidity. If someone reading this has seen this particular movie and wants to defend it I welcome the comments.




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